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Gentiles Wearing Yarmulkas

We’ve all seen them. Gentiles trying real hard to wear a Yarmulka that doesn’t stand out too much. Some wear it better than others.

Pope John Paul - Treats Yarlmuka like a cowboy hat.
Pope John Paul – Treats Yarlmuka like a cowboy hat.
Tony Blair - Disposable Yarmulka
Tony Blair – Disposable Yarmulka
President Sarkozy - Must have gotten his Yarmulka from a Bar Mitzvah in 1993
President Sarkozy – Must have gotten his Yarmulka from a Bar Mitzvah in 1993
Romney wears it well. A little too well.
Romney wears it well. A little too well.
Putin looks newly Orthodox. Needs to wear it in a little like a new baseball glove.
Putin looks newly Orthodox. Needs to wear it in a little like a new baseball glove.
Oy, Rudy should use the Yarmulka to his advantage and cover his bold spot in the front. It's all wrinkled and going to fall if he looks up at the crowd.
Oy, Rudy should use the Yarmulka to his advantage and cover his bold spot in the front. It’s all wrinkled and going to fall if he looks up at the crowd.
Obama wore a leather Yarmulka like a pro. Must have had a Jewish chief-of-staff.
Obama wore a leather Yarmulka like a pro. Must have had a Jewish chief-of-staff.
McCain couldn't have asked a better person to help him put it on correctly. With clips and all!
McCain couldn’t have asked a better person to help him put it on correctly. With clips and all!
Prince Charles wears it way too British. With his a royal seal and all.
Prince Charles wears it way too British. With his a royal seal and all.
Koizumi listens to the wall for answers to keeping on a Yarmulka with long hair.
Koizumi listens to the wall for answers to keeping on a Yarmulka with long hair.
Michael Jackson should have gotten a new Rabbi! How could he not enlighten him about clips instead of using his hand as one.
Michael Jackson should have gotten a new Rabbi! How could he not enlighten him about clips instead of using his hand as one.
Justin wears it pretty well. We're a belieber.
Justin wears it pretty well. We’re a belieber.
Jon talks more Jewish than most Jews but needs work on sitting the Yarlmulka on the head.
Jon talks more Jewish than most Jews but needs work on sitting the Yarlmulka on the head.
Al Sharpton is so proud that someone gave him a Yarmulka. But he's not quite sure what to do with it.
Al Sharpton is so proud that someone gave him a Yarmulka. But he’s not quite sure what to do with it.
Newt looks more like a bishop in Rome with that thing.
Newt looks more like a bishop in Rome with that thing.
George W. manages to defy gravity by putting his Yarmulka all the way in the back of the head. Must be glued on.
George W. manages to defy gravity by putting his Yarmulka all the way in the back of the head. Must be glued on.
Clinton looks like a modern-orthodox Rabbi wearing a Yarlmulka his bubby knitted for him.
Clinton looks like a modern-orthodox Rabbi wearing a Yarlmulka his bubby knitted for him.
Wow, Huckabee really looks like he lives in an Israeli Westbank settlement and prays at The Wall daily.
Wow, Huckabee really looks like he lives in an Israeli Westbank settlement and prays at The Wall daily.
Unlike his mouth, Biden holds his Yalmulka pretty well.
Unlike his mouth, Biden holds his Yalmulka pretty well.
What Jewish father can't relate to the new Pope's Yarlmuka issue?
What Jewish father can’t relate to the new Pope’s Yarlmuka issue?