“Finding out the perfect Aryan baby is Jewish… PRICELESS!” – Will Rogers; commenting on this story of irony by The Hollywood Reporter: It turns out the Nazis’ “perfect Aryan” baby isn’t actually, well, Aryan. Hessy Taft, the winner of a … Continue reading
Today, we take a break from our usual Jewbellishments and laughter to mourn the loss of Eyal, Naftali and Gilad. Our president, Mendy Pellin, wrote this short essay on why he cried and the lesson we should all learn. (We look … Continue reading
After thousands of years in development, Jewbellish has finally cracked the code to the perfect Yarmulka.
It is the very first interactive, namebrand(ish), luxury shmata to have ever hit Jews (and gentiles) over the head. And being that we all love to buy things for half-off, our new product will really make you happy. That’s because it’s always half-off. (You can always buy half Yarmulka at a time.)
And the name for our genius product… (drum roll…) Half-Off by Jewbellish.
The Half-Off is not yet on sale, but you can buy exclusively on our website during our pre-release. (So please don’t kvetch if it doesn’t arrive the next day!)
If you’d like to order in bulk for a party, bar mitzvah, wedding etc… email us: email@example.com
Comedian legend Jay Leno performed some stand-up before a crowd in Israel this week. Here are our top 5 jokes. What’s your favorite? 5) “I was stunned by how many Israeli politicians are going to prison. When you ask an Israeli … Continue reading
Jewbellish stopped by the home of comedian Mendy Pellin today to Jewbellish. Consider this a funny sound test for our NEW weekly podcast. Please comment below to let us know what you’d like us to talk about and what you … Continue reading