– One is not permitted to throw out an image of the holy LoopHoler Rebbe. One must cut out His image and bury it before throwing out the WSJ.
– The punishment, for accidentally throwing out the paper without cutting out His image, is getting stoned. (Not the Iranian way.)
– The LoopHoler Rebbe, however, allows you to draw a new nose [in black ink] on His image, in order to throw it out. That visual nasal adjustment renders the image to the category of “some other Jew” and not the holy LoopHoler. Thereby being permissible to trash.
– If one is “too lazy” to recycle the WSJ, the LoopHoler allows you to accidently spill coffee on the paper and then trash it. The spill places the recyclable paper into the trash category.
All he was doing was walking while Jewish. But what happens next is no surprise to any New Yorker.
Posted by: Mendy Pellin
I was giving a talk before 400 people at a reform temple in New York. I started the talk asking the audience to raise their hand if they’ve ever been approached by a hasid asking if they were Jewish.
Every single person raised their hand. In which I uncontrollably responded, “damn, we’re good!”
Last week we posted one such REAL episode of a Chabad Hasid running after a New Yorker to blow shofar. In that spirit, Scott Rogowsky created this video parodying the YouTube hit: 10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman.
h/t Yecheil M.
Mendy & Big Dave address and dance to your questions in this rare behind the scenes look at Jewbellish The News.
COMMENT BELOW and we’ll address it in our next ASK JEWBELLISH.
Ask Jewbellish #1:
Directed by: Jeffrey Lampert
Produced by: Tafari Ganzales-Aires
Edited by: Mendy Pellin
Hair & Make-up: Abe Steinberg
1st AD: Shmueli Putzedik
Grip: Faivish Yutzberg
Key Gaffer: Moishe Cabelotz
Mendy Pellin – Self
David Jones – Big Dave
Meredith Giangrande – Jenny Gentile
Office Assistant / PA – David Cohen
The fun holiday that follows Yom Kippur finally gets the attention it deserves. Watch this zany music video by Rogers Park in association with Jewbellish. Sukkahs are falling, Lulavs are flying, and there are some sweet vocal harmonies in this visual treat.
Rogers Park debut music video, “Sukkah’s Falling”.
Follow the band: http://fb.com/RogersParkBand
Filmed and Edited by: Mendel Katz
Produced and Directed by: Yosef & Mordy
Creative Director: Mordy Kurtz
Song Recorded at: Basement Record Studio
Song Mixed, Mastered, and Engineered by: Dov Gurewicz
Lyrics and Vocals: Rogers Park (Yosef & Mordy)
Instruments: Dov Gurewicz
Song Parody of: Paul McCartney’s “I’ve Just Seen A Face.”
Watch this sweeeet episode of Jewbellish The News to see brand-new apples for Rosh Hashana, an Apple Watch (Rosh Hashana Limited Edition) and a new spin on the outdated Ice Bucket Challenge.
Staring: Mendy Pellin & David Jones
Directed by: Arnon Shorr
Written by: Mendy Pellin
Produced by: Tafari Gonzalez-Aird
PA: Ryan Larkin
You must watch this heartbreaking story of a few Jewish mothers and a matchmaker. Based on a true story. Think of it as a modern day Fiddler on the Roof.
Written and Directed by: Mendy Pellin
Produced & Cinematography by: Tafari Gonzalez-Aird
Special thanks to Lil Jon & DJ Snake for finally addressing the Shidduch Crisis!
Turn[ed] Down For What?
Production Assistant: Sean Topps; Jennifer Wolski
Make-Up & Wardrobe: Abe Steinberg
Sledgehammer Mother: Lauri Janover
Rolling-Pin Mother: Jennifer Wolski
Wig-Head Mother: Robin Roth
David’s Mother: Truett Butler
Matchmaker: Sally Lefton-Wolfe
Heimishe Butcher: Jake Turx
Butcher: Dovid Lieder
Elderly Rabbi: Kai Cofer
Hip Hasid: Sean Topps
Monsey Hasid: Jake Turx
Dovid Cohen: Yosef Pellin
Loopholer Rebbe: Mendy Pellin
Special Thanks to Lieders Catering
Jewbellish the News and Mrs. Goldstein finally accept the #ALSIceBucketChallenge… with a little surprise Read below for our exclusive Hilchos Ice Bucket Challenge laws by Chemi Ding.
Hilchos Ice Bucket Challenge
Jewbellish The News: Episode #2
Ice Bucket Challenge
Written by: Mendy Pellin with Tafari Gonzales-Aird
Directed by: Mendy Pellin
Produced & Edited by: Tafari Gonzales-Aird
Make-up and Special Effects: Abe Steinberg
Cast: Mendy Pellin – Self; David Earl Jones – Self; Robin Roth – Mrs. Goldstein
So does the fragile Israel – Hamas ceasefire carry over to Facebook? Mrs. Goldstein learned that answer the hard way. Watch what happens when we confront her…
Jewbellish The News: Pilot
With the serious conflict raging now in Israel, leave it to comedian Mendy Pellin and his news team to find some comic relief. Enjoy this very first episode of Jewbellish The News.
Written & Directed by: Mendy Pellin
Produced & Edited by: Tafari Gonzalez-Aird
Mrs. Goldstein: Robin Roth
News Anchors: Mendy Pellin & Dave Earl Jones (Big Dave)
News Correspondent (Jennifer Gentile): Meredith Giangrande
Hair & Make-up: Nicole Wittman
Casting: Sarah Socher
Special Thanks: Zvi Hershcovich