Are you off for Chanukah? Finally a song dedicated to Jews always taking off work for Jewish holidays and Shabbat. Mendy Pellin and the Jewbellish crew whip out this parody where R&B meets B&H. (Featuring the LoopHoler Rebbe.)
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– One is not permitted to throw out an image of the holy LoopHoler Rebbe. One must cut out His image and bury it before throwing out the WSJ.
– The punishment, for accidentally throwing out the paper without cutting out His image, is getting stoned. (Not the Iranian way.)
– The LoopHoler Rebbe, however, allows you to draw a new nose [in black ink] on His image, in order to throw it out. That visual nasal adjustment renders the image to the category of “some other Jew” and not the holy LoopHoler. Thereby being permissible to trash.
– If one is “too lazy” to recycle the WSJ, the LoopHoler allows you to accidently spill coffee on the paper and then trash it. The spill places the recyclable paper into the trash category.
Here’s the flip side of iSmart. Whoever created this logo never looked at it upside down. But an imgur user did. He looked at his Amazon package upside down and had to do a double-take. Jewbellish officially commends whoever designed this logo! Please step forward to receive this free t shirt.
Think this was on purpose?
Bono decided that a Hasid would be the last thing anyone would associate the U2 singer as looking like. That’s why he regularly dresses Hasidic to evade paparazzi and fans.
Many secular Israelis pack their bags after the army and go soul searching in India. Sometimes one of them is inspired to adopt the orthodox Jewish lifestyle in the process. This time all three friends decided to become hasidic – all in different hasidic sects.
This before and after picture will leave you wondering what you may look like as a hasid and what hasidic folks would look like if they were just dudes and gals.
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Search for the “Jewbellish Meter” APP to see what you’d look like as a hasid.