Here are the top 5 Jewish tweets of the week. Yes, there are some funny Jews on that website your Bubby is trying to join.
DON’T YOU DARE GO OUT WITH THAT SHEIGETZ SUPERMAN!
Except for the Denver Jewish News.
This is just confusing.
How much saliva would Rabbi Soloveichuk chuck if Rabbi Soloveichuk could chuck saliva?
This is quite a profound tweet. After all, one must wonder: what happened to Jesus’ foreskin?
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We’ve spent hours scouring the internet together with top researchers from the NSA to bring you this week’s best Jewish tweets. And here they are.
Either way there was way too much fur.
Nosh like no one is saying Kaddish.
And you actually think it’s a “new” car…
I’d call him the average Shnorrer
We sure learned our lesson *trips over a box of nails*
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Saw some better tweets? Think you’re funnier than all THESE amateurs? Let us know in the comments, below.
Jews are funny. On rare occasions, gentiles are funny too. Twitter is the best place for amateur comedians to try out their content. How can we not take all those free jokes?
Here, presented in original form, are the 5 funniest Jewish tweets from this past week, in the second edition of our new weekly feature: the top 5 Jewish tweets of the week.
Said Jesus.
Modern apocalyptic prophecies.
You now own a “Shonda.”
If you can smell burnt Gefilte fish, you may having a heart attack at a Bar Mitzvah.
Remember to write off your fruity meal.
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Saw any other funny tweets? Let us know in the comments, below.
Jews are funny. On rare occasions, gentiles are funny too. Twitter is the best place for amateur comedians to try out their content. How can we not take all those free jokes?
Here, presented in original form, are the 5 funniest Jewish tweets from this past week, in our new weekly feature: the top 5 Jewish tweets of the week.
WHY ARE YOU REHEARSING???
We finally understand the meaning of Hulkamania.
He doesn’t roll on Shabbat.
Give a Jew a fish, and he’ll bring it back with a carrot on top.
“The point is not to worry, Christie. Not to worry.” – Rob Ford
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Now it’s your turn to Kvetch in the comments section about your “better” version of these jokes, or to kvell about your grandchild finally achieving SOMETHING in his/her life by making it onto this list.
