Jews are funny. On rare occasions, gentiles are funny too. Twitter is the best place for amateur comedians to try out their content. How can we not take all those free jokes?

Here, presented in original form, are the 5 funniest Jewish tweets from this past week, in the second edition of our new weekly feature: the top 5 Jewish tweets of the week.

Said Jesus.

Modern apocalyptic prophecies.

You now own a “Shonda.”

If you can smell burnt Gefilte fish, you may having a heart attack at a Bar Mitzvah.

Remember to write off your fruity meal.

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