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Get a Get

It’s a big day in the Get community. The FBI raided a big ‘Get Gang’ and made a lot of arrests.
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A Get is a Jewish legal document that a husband supplies his wife to ‘free her’ to marry others. Some husbands can be a yutz and withhold the document putting his wife in no-mans-land (pun intended; her ‘locked’ state is called Aguna.)

To pay tribute to the Get Gang community we found three great YouTube clips:

Even Tony Soprano was in the Get Gang

Short Israeli Film: Der Mentsch

GET ANTHEM: This song by Black Eyed Peas hints that you “gotta get Get.” And if you can’t get a Get it recommends violence in it’s coded term of Boom Boom Pow

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Why Moses Hit The Rock

Proof: The Jews that wandered the desert were no different than your average Florida retiree. With all the Jewbellishing, can you blame Moses for hitting the rock?

Watch one of the first Biblically documented cases of Jewbellish:

If Moses used Apple Care

What would have happened if Moses returned the first tablets to Apple Care? Watch the alternate ending based on a true store.

See how Moses YOU are. 
Search for “Jewbellish Meter” in the APP STORE or GOOGLE PLAY. 

Starring 
Mendy Pellin — Moses
Dave Earl Jones — Narrator
G-d — Himself

Directed by
Jeffrey Lampert

Created by
Mendy Pellin

Produced by
Arnon Z. Shorr

Written by
Arnon Z. Shorr and Mendy Pellin