After thousands of years in development, Jewbellish has finally cracked the code to the perfect Yarmulka.
It is the very first interactive, namebrand(ish), luxury shmata to have ever hit Jews (and gentiles) over the head. And being that we all love to buy things for half-off, our new product will really make you happy. That’s because it’s always half-off. (You can always buy half Yarmulka at a time.)
And the name for our genius product… (drum roll…) Half-Off by Jewbellish.
The Half-Off is not yet on sale, but you can buy exclusively on our website during our pre-release. (So please don’t kvetch if it doesn’t arrive the next day!)
If you’d like to order in bulk for a party, bar mitzvah, wedding etc… email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
Jason Derulo took a sweet Yiddish melody for his recent hit. Jewbellish took it back.
Bubby: Jewbellish? Ha ha…
קים אריין אין מיין הויז – מי גייט אויף א שפאציר
Many people know Alex Clare from his mega-hit: Too Close
But most people don’t know that he’s actually really high on the Jewbellish Meter.
Check out some video from an event last night where Alex made Havdalah after Shabbat.
The staff at Jewbellish are carefully collecting this footage to add to the equation of Alex’s Jewbellish Score. After watching this, early estimates put him at a whopping 8.2.