We’ve spent hours scouring the internet together with top researchers from the NSA to bring you this week’s best Jewish tweets. And here they are.

Either way there was way too much fur.

Nosh like no one is saying Kaddish.

And you actually think it’s a “new” car…

I’d call him the average Shnorrer

We sure learned our lesson *trips over a box of nails*

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Saw some better tweets? Think you’re funnier than all THESE amateurs? Let us know in the comments, below.

Jews are funny. On rare occasions, gentiles are funny too. Twitter is the best place for amateur comedians to try out their content. How can we not take all those free jokes?

Here, presented in original form, are the 5 funniest Jewish tweets from this past week, in our new weekly feature: the top 5 Jewish tweets of the week.

WHY ARE YOU REHEARSING???

We finally understand the meaning of Hulkamania.

He doesn’t roll on Shabbat.

Give a Jew a fish, and he’ll bring it back with a carrot on top.

“The point is not to worry, Christie. Not to worry.” – Rob Ford

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Now it’s your turn to Kvetch in the comments section about your “better” version of these jokes, or to kvell about your grandchild finally achieving SOMETHING in his/her life by making it onto this list.