Netflix will accept all their Emmy awards at the same time.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) July 18, 2013
Jewish mothers are shocked if you pick up the phone and shocked if you don’t.
— Jewbellish (@jewbellish) July 18, 2013
Oy! I fell asleep before I had a chance to take my Shabbos nap today. Shavua Tov!
— Mendy Pellin (@MendyTV) July 7, 2013
Breaking ground as a Jewish Rapstar with my man @SnoopDogg on #GGN: http://t.co/0UWlg1sV5f pic.twitter.com/3hgBEy1LhH
— Larry King (@kingsthings) July 18, 2013
Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict http://t.co/51WQBwwv6p
— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 18, 2013