Once again Jewbellish staff are proud to present the funniest Jewish tweets from this past week. Good thing these guys are all banned from my Synagogue.
Sid Caesar is the first Caesar the Jewish people have been sad to see die.
— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) February 12, 2014
We will greatly miss his salad.
“What do you call a Jew that’s not circumcised on the eighth day… A girl.” — Heath Bennett (@BingBangBennett) February 17, 2014
Or a wuss.
I’ve never smoked and I have dimples, but people still ask me if I have a lighter. Then I reach into my bag and pull out a Sabbath candle. — Team Jewzy (@Jewmanberg) February 13, 2014
Don’t smoke the Havdalah candle.
When kids were little, wife made matzoh brei, a breakfast dish. They heard it as “monster pie.” It is still monster pie in my house.
— Gene Weingarten (@geneweingarten) February 16, 2014
And there I thought the title of the movie was “Monster’s Ball.”
Dear Allah, please make tomorrow brighter n better than today. Amen ya rabbi
— Musa Ibrahim Danzaki (@iam_DANZAKI) February 13, 2014