It’s Twitter Tuesday! Here are the five funniest Jewish tweets of the week, as selected by a panel of Alter Kockers.

Each Rabbi eventually succumbed to the pressure, and brought a suitcase full of knitted sweaters.

AKA the day we were forced to drink an entire bottle of milk.

This would be known as the “plague of darkness.”

They are only being pressured by all their neighbors who asking about you. I mean seriously, WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG??? YOUR COUSIN SHIRLEY IS ALREADY TRAINING HER DAUGHTER FOR A BAT MITZVAH!

What rhymes with Tuchiss?

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