Tweets of the week: Sochi Rabbis, modern Passover, and Jew Detective

It’s Twitter Tuesday! Here are the five funniest Jewish tweets of the week, as selected by a panel of Alter Kockers.

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Each Rabbi eventually succumbed to the pressure, and brought a suitcase full of knitted sweaters.

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AKA the day we were forced to drink an entire bottle of milk.

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This would be known as the “plague of darkness.”

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They are only being pressured by all their neighbors who asking about you. I mean seriously, WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG??? YOUR COUSIN SHIRLEY IS ALREADY TRAINING HER DAUGHTER FOR A BAT MITZVAH!

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What rhymes with Tuchiss?

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