There are some funny Jews out there in cyberspace! Luckily, they all hang out in one spot. Twitter. Here’s are our favorite Jewish tweets from this past week.

It was so much easier to be Jewish before WebMD

— lisa goodwin (@LisaGoodwin1) February 26, 2014

And that is why I’m “married to the internet,” Mom.

What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze? A Jew — a giter Bachur (@aTvitterBachur) February 24, 2014

Gesundheit.

My nickname at work is The Neighborhood Jew — JEW CHAINZ (@jewfacekilla) February 21, 2014

Historically this has not ended well.

It must be pretty sucky for Hasidic Jews in Antarctica this time of year. The sun won’t be down until ~10pm. That’s a long ass Shabbat.

— Tim Pavlik (@fantavlik) February 23, 2014

Plus they’ll get a cold.

“Welcome to Shlemiels Anonymous. Everyone please have a seat.” *chairs fall over, smash into tables, beam gets crushed, building collapses*

— Zvi Hershcovich (@cholentface) February 25, 2014

About as successful as “Yentas Anonymous” turned out to be.

This image went viral today as news outlets carefully tried to caption it. We won’t even try. A picture is worth a thousand words.

SOME TWEETS COLLECTED FROM THE FORWARD:

Picture of the year so far, by Jpost photographer Marc Israel Sellem #Israel #Jpost @netanyahu pic.twitter.com/Y9CbkXB2WU

— Ben Hartman (@Benhartman) February 25, 2014

Miraculous. RT @Benhartman Picture of the year so far, by Jpost photographer Marc Israel Sellem pic.twitter.com/idwBjtnwcr

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 25, 2014

SOME MORE BUZZ:

A finalist for most unfortunate photo of the year: http://t.co/a2KN1JW0l7 pic.twitter.com/vl9HCosePI

— Paul Syvret (@PSyvret) February 25, 2014

Oh, heil no: #Israel's #Netanyahu gives #Germany 's Merkel a #Hitler moustache pic.twitter.com/wNznmJDATx

— Al Arabiya English (@AlArabiya_Eng) February 25, 2014

Merkel Mustache Merkel Moustache tee shirt Jewish Humor http://t.co/lmYuFKRbE2 pic.twitter.com/5xVFwj8yJr

— LE FREUJ (@LEFREUJ) February 25, 2014

Many preschools around the world encourage children to bring Mitzvah notes to class, detailing good deeds the child has done at home. They are read out loud by the teacher (“Morah,” “Giveret,” or “Rabbi”) to much fanfare, giving the child a feeling of pride for doing the good deed, and positively reinforcing the child to continue the good behavior.

However, not all parents properly understand the concept. Unfortunately, there are some children who may have a long road ahead of them as they grow out of their preschool years.

Jewbellish staff Perry Prokopenko, Mendy Pellin, Zvi Hershcovich, and Yaacov Dubrow asked around and pooled our collection of the 7 worst Mitzvah notes in history.

7. A Yiddishe Mama is allowed to vent

6. Sure you sent your child to the right school?

5. Best part about this Mitzvah note is that it’s written on a WeightWatchers stationary.

4. This is why autocorrect was created (Tzdaka is “charity”)

3. Apparently this was the only good deed the mother could think of.

2. It was “bring a child to work day”

1. Parents of the year.

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Once again Jewbellish staff are proud to present the funniest Jewish tweets from this past week. Good thing these guys are all banned from my Synagogue.

Sid Caesar is the first Caesar the Jewish people have been sad to see die.

— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) February 12, 2014

We will greatly miss his salad.

“What do you call a Jew that’s not circumcised on the eighth day… A girl.” — Heath Bennett (@BingBangBennett) February 17, 2014

Or a wuss.

I’ve never smoked and I have dimples, but people still ask me if I have a lighter. Then I reach into my bag and pull out a Sabbath candle. — Team Jewzy (@Jewmanberg) February 13, 2014

Don’t smoke the Havdalah candle.

When kids were little, wife made matzoh brei, a breakfast dish. They heard it as “monster pie.” It is still monster pie in my house.

— Gene Weingarten (@geneweingarten) February 16, 2014

And there I thought the title of the movie was “Monster’s Ball.”

Dear Allah, please make tomorrow brighter n better than today. Amen ya rabbi

— Musa Ibrahim Danzaki (@iam_DANZAKI) February 13, 2014

Religious confusion.